You say you say "tomayto"; I say you say "tomahto"

Another funny anecdote:

My dad, upon returning from Crete:  "One of the things I remember most about them is how much they love olive oil.  They would sop up every last bit of it with bread after the salad was gone."

Our relatives talking about his visit:  "One of the things we remember most about your dad is how much he loves olive oil.  He would sop up every last bit of it with bread after the salad was gone!"